Monday, November 24, 2014

Having Fun

Once in a while it's nice to forget about the points your fantasy team is scoring (sometimes you really wish you could).



For those of you who might have not seen Odell Beckham's catch this week, please watch the video below.



Every year there is a player on my team who I just like to watch play the game. No matter how many players I have playing in other games, if I get the chance to watch a game, I'll choose the one he's playing in.

Odell Beckham Jr. Has become that player for me this year. Granted there aren't many options on my team and I didn't even draft him, but the sheer athleticism this man possesses is just fun to watch. These are the moments I remember why I like watching football. These are our perennial olympics. These are our gladiators. I am entertained.


- The Bane

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Faux Nirvana

I must say that I am not at all feeling what I felt last year when I got my first win of the season. Maybe it's because my playoff hopes are chaff and the dessert was larger than I realized it would be, but I believe there is another reason. This season, though I am still actively participating in the league, I have found a certain calmness about the outcome of my games. Perhaps I have been comfortably desensitized to losing or have gotten my priorities a little more straight than in previous years, but I believe I came to a realization this past week. I had convinced myself that I no longer desired to win. As you all begin your Buddhist mantra, let me explain. This was not a conscious decision or willed immunity. I simply found myself indifferent to the outcome. That is, until I won. I suddenly realized that my emptiness had not been sincere. Fear of the disappointment that hoping had brought me in the past paralyzed any desire I still had to win. I was, in effect, running into the void to escape an uncertain future. I was afraid of losing, so I stopped wanting to win. This goes back to the formulaic adage: Satisfaction is found in the balance of expectation and situation. If you want to be happy, you must either lower your expectations, or improve your situation. My fear chose the half of this equation I could control and numbed me to the fact that I had chosen it.

This is a sad fantasy football story, but the sadder fact is that this mentality is not isolated to the realm of make believe sports. Millions of people are finding themselves paralyzed each day, running into the void to escape the uncertain. We don't know the future, and that terrifies us. The fear of disappointment is a powerful chemical designed to subtly change our outlook on life. People who are afraid seem nonchalant on the surface, apparently indifferent to their spiritual wellbeing. I am so thankful that our God is much bigger than Montee Ball, and MUCH MORE RELIABLE. We serve a perfect God with perfect love that casts out fear. There is no need to fear the future when you serve the One who is beyond time. He was just as He is just as He will be. With the knowledge that God will never disappoint, and that even through the trivial failures and disappointments of this world He is still the same, we can openly embrace our desire for a connection to Him. That desire planted deeply in each of us by His spirit that is calling us back to Him; calling us back home.

Hopefully I can muster the courage to openly embrace my desire to win again, no matter how many disappointing weeks come my way. There will be no video. I have been in a creative rut lately and found no inspiration when I went to create it.

Tuesday Morning Specials

Sorry Jay, like RSVPs & childhood names that end in "y"...somethings are just tradition. 
Surprise…once writer’s block has been lifted, there’s always an abundance to share. 
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The second quarter of the season (weeks 4-8) usually mark the slowest part of a fantasy season. The excitement of the New Year has worn off (there were 17 posts for September, for October - 7), we’re still too far away to take playoff pictures and the page is usually used solely for football purposes.

It’s not until after week 8, that a playoff picture develops and wins-losses begin to really matter, match-up schedules are closely observed and competition is reborn. With the importance of games rising, (as was my previous custom) let’s look a few that should be watched closely this week:

Dunwall Assassins vs. Bane
Last year Steve lost his first few, but once he got his first win, he was on a roll "Breaking .500" (I know because I played him the following week and lost). Owen has started hot this year, but a potential loss this weekend could create a wide, wide West.

Sesame Street Gang vs. Gotham Knights
This is quietly the biggest rival in the Elite at the moment and this year both teams have been great. Let’s be honest, there’s nothing better than crushing a team you already hopes sucks every year and especially if it’s for first place in the “Beast.”

Orange Crush vs. Heartbreak Kid
“Battle of the Founders” Ryan texted me this earlier this week and I thought it was great. It’s “Cain & Abel,” “#FF Wright Brothers,” either way, someone’s going down (sorry Abel and all plane crashes).

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All things considered, this has been a calm, cool and collected season in comparison to “other years.” Honestly, I've been fine with it…who needs drama in make believe game of football?

Nevertheless it’s the straw that stirs the drink that keeps everything from completely settling at the bottom. That straw was always Dan (dude was genius at being a straight up troll). Yet in 2014, who has served as the evil vs. the good? Or has the Elite league reached a state of Utopia? 

The antagonist title at first was Justin’s claim, but he really hasn't done much to defend that in recent years. Hery is another who hasn't declared himself an anti-hero, but he's definitely a nemesis on the message boards. Personally, I hate losing to any of you: I've lost 8 games in the past 3 years and I could tell you to who and why I loss in each one. Which made me think: is it possible everyone hates me? I’m taking this to the polls: who’s the villain in the Elite league?

I’m out like the Knicks’ chances of beating the Cavs in tonight’s opener…

HBK 

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

A JB Tale; The Lesser Fate of Two Brothers




The sheriff moved up the avenue impressively. The impressiveness was habitual and not for show, for spectators were few. The time was barely 10 o'clock at night, but chilly October gusts of wind with a taste of rain in them had well nigh dispersed the streets.

Trying doors as he went, twirling his six-shooter with many intricate and artful movements, turning now and then to cast his watchful eye adown the midwestern thoroughfare, the marshall, with his stalwart form and slight swagger, made a fine picture of a guardian of the peace. The vicinity was one that kept early hours. Now and then you might see the lights of a cigar store or of an all-night saloon; but the majority of the doors belonged to business places that had long since been closed.

When about midway of a certain block the sheriff suddenly slowed his walk. In the doorway of a darkened hardware store a man leaned, with an unlighted cigar in his mouth. As the sheriff walked up to him the man spoke up quickly.

"It's all right, marshall," he said, reassuringly. "I'm just waiting for my brother. It's an appointment made two years ago. Sounds a little funny to you, does it? Well, I'll explain if you'd like to make certain it's all straight. About that long ago there used to be a restaurant where this store stands—'D'Leon's' Mexican restaurant."

"Until a year ago," said the sheriff. "It was torn down then."

The man in the doorway struck a match and lit his cigar. The light showed a dark, square-jawed face with keen eyes, and what looked like a fresh scar near his right eyebrow. His scarfpin was a large diamond, oddly set.

"Two years ago tonight," said the man, "I dined here at 'D'Leon's' Mexican restaurant with Reece Valentine, the best brother I ever did have and the finest chap in the world. He and I were raised here in Lincoln, just two brothers and a sister, together. I was eighteen and Reece was twenty. The next morning I was to start for the East to make my fortune. You couldn't have dragged Reece out of Lincoln; he thought it was the only place on earth. Well, we agreed that night that we would meet here again exactly two years from that date and time, no matter what our conditions might be or from what distance we might have to come. We figured that in two years each of us ought to have our destiny worked out and our fortunes made, whatever they were going to be."

"It sounds pretty interesting," said the sheriff. "Rather a long time between meets, though, it seems to me. Haven't you heard from your brother since you left?"

"Well, yes, for a time we corresponded," said the other. "But after a month or two we lost track of each other. You see, the East is a pretty big proposition, and I kept hustling around over it pretty lively. But I know Reece will meet me here if he's alive, for he always was the truest, stanchest old chap in the world. He'll never forget. I came a thousand miles to stand in this door tonight, and it's worth it if my old partner turns up."

The waiting man pulled out a handsome watch, the lids of it set with small diamonds.

"Three minutes to ten," he announced. "It was exactly ten o'clock when we parted here at the restaurant door."

"Did pretty well out East, did you?" asked the sheriff.

"You bet! I hope Reece has done half as well. He was a kind of plodder, though, good fellow as he was. I've had to compete with some of the sharpest wits going to get my fortune. A man gets in a groove in Lincoln. It takes the East to put a razor-edge on him."

The sheriff twirled his pistol and took a step or two.

"I'll be on my way. I hope your brother comes around all right. Going to call time on him sharp?"

"I should say not!" said the other. "I'll give him half an hour at least. If Reece is alive on earth he'll be here by that time. So long, marshall."

"Good night, sir," said the sheriff, passing on along his beat, trying doors as he went.

There was now a fine, cold drizzle falling, and the wind had risen from its uncertain autumn puffs into a steady blow. The few foot passengers astir in that quarter hurried dismally and silently along with coat collars turned high and pocketed hands. And in the door of the hardware store the man who had come a thousand miles to fill an appointment, uncertain almost to absurdity, with the brother of his youth, smoked his cigar and waited.

About twenty minutes he waited, and then a tall man in a long overcoat, with collar turned up to his ears, hurried across from the opposite side of the street. He went directly to the waiting man.

"Is that you, Maucus?" he asked, doubtfully.

"Is that you, Reece Valentine?" cried the man in the door.

"Bless my heart!" exclaimed the new arrival, grasping both the other's hands with his own. "It's Maucus, sure as fate. I was certain I'd find you here if you were still in existence. Well, well, well!—two years is a long time. The old restaurant's gone, Maucus; I wish it had lasted, so we could have had another dinner there. How has the East treated you, old man?"

"Heartbreak Kid; it has given me everything I asked it for. You've changed lots, Reece. I never thought you were so tall by two or three inches. And what happened to your two front teeth; how’d such a gap happen to get there?"

"Oh, I grew a bit after I was twenty. And constant work combined with fantasy football scraps caused my two front teeth to split. But don’t worry, I got out of those fighting games a while back."

"Doing well in Lincoln, Reece?"

"Moderately. I have a marketing position in one of the city departments. Come on, Maucus; we'll go around to a place I know of, and have a good long talk about old times."

The two men started up the street, the one man’s arm around the shoulder of Maucus. The man from the East, his egotism enlarged by success, was beginning to outline the history of his career. The other, submerged in his overcoat, listened with interest.

At the corner stood a drug store, brilliant with electric lights. When they came into this glare each of them turned simultaneously to look upon the other's face.

The man from the East stopped suddenly and dropped the other man’s arm from his shoulder.

"You're not Reece Valentine," he snapped. "Two years is a long time, but not long enough to change a man's nose from a thug to a Mexican pug."

"It sometimes changes a good man into a bad one," said the tall man. "You've been under arrest for ten minutes, ‘The Sith’ Maucus Valentine. Chicago thinks you may have dropped over our way and wired us that they want to have a chat with you. Going quietly, are you? That's sensible. Now, before I lock you up in a jail cell, would you mind if we stopped at the Saloon to play a little game of Pokemon Arena? Nah, I’m just kiddin. Seriously though, here's a note I was asked to hand you. You may read it here at the window. It's from Sheriff Valentine."

The man from the East unfolded the little piece of paper handed him. His hand was steady when he began to read, but it trembled a little by the time he had finished. The note was rather short.

Maucus,
I was at the appointed place on time. When you struck the match to light your cigar I saw it was the face of the man on my wanted posters from Chicago. Somehow I couldn't bring myself to arrest you, so I went to get my deputy, a plain clothes math teacher named Dan, to do the job.
                                                                                 REECE.


TO BE CONTINUED...

Thursday, October 16, 2014

JB's Pick 6; Week 7






Trader.
If we threw labels onto one another, I am sure I would earn this name hands down. Yet, I am sure everybody would agree that since draft day and the days leading up to it I have lacked my usual luster come trades. Well, let me take you behind the scenes. Five names: Murray, Forte, Foster, Lynch, & Bell. All five names sit a top the fantasy board as the top five in fantasy points. I have attempted to trade for all five of these players with their owning GMs. The problem with being labeled a trader is that it often comes with the assumption that I have a HUGE blockbuster deal that involves multiple managers; which, from what I have noticed, has been scaring people away. I can say for a fact that I would have Murray sporting the JB fantasy logo if it weren't for Adrian Peterson's legal follies. I'm pretty sure Justin would agree with me on this as well, considering the offer I had put on the table at the time. Another fact I must throw out is that each trade offer has been single, nothing attached. Yet again, trading comes with the amounting reputation that if you are great at blockbuster trading, you are great at manipulation and deception. One last fact; I have been transparent with every trade I have ever done, both incomplete and complete, this season. Do I type up this paragraph to attract GMs and ultimately show my desperation? Perhaps. But I will give one tip, even in my unsuccessful trading: text or call with a trade proposal before you make an official league trade proposal. For, no matter the trade history and the number of names some may have earned, the label of "sucka" doesn't exist in The Elite.

Traitor.
Take a moment and imagine if us ten GMs were all NFL team owners. First off, my wife would be utterly relieved because of all the financial security we would have. Second, back to the hypothetical. Honestly ask yourself, what would you do if you were an owner? In fact, I'll take it one step further. After all, we already deal in fantasy. Why not dream up a fantasy scenario? We are all owners and are all friends. Yet, what happens if one of us pulls a deceptive trade deal with another owner. I mean, isn't there this mutual respect between owners, GMs, & coaches that exists? This invisible respect that is always there between men that somehow gets disrespected at times by fools? And then, think back on some of the trades we've seen go down in our league that make us wary of other GMs. Would the same hold true for us as NFL team owners? All I know is that even with my label as "trader", I would hate to have the label, "traitor" as well. Because I am sure some real life NFL owners have actually earned that reputation. And for what? An NFL trophy? A fantasy football trophy? At what cost does the unreal become real? At what point does fantasy become reality when we think of each other's character?

Trainer.
Again, step with me into a twilight-type of zone where we all trained NFL players. Do you think our fantasy league would be even more elite? I mean, if each of us really had the inside look at which players injuries were really serious and which weren't from week to week, how much passion we knew certain players had...I'd like to think that each of us would have advantages over others. Then again, we'd probably all draft the players we trained. But training takes time and effort. And I would like to think that we all would absolutely LOVE our jobs. To be paid to interact with guys we may not always admire but respect and still be able to be a part of football and pay bills with that time spent...what a dream. But thus, I must bring this Pick 6 piece to a halt to say that none of us have any of these hypotheticals, even in our fantasy league. And hence, the whole reason why we are here: to get to know each other better as brothers in Christ whilst competing from our inner manhood God wired us with. Yes, so I did end this article on a cliche. So, what? You going to label me or somthin?

As for the games, some of you might have already been getting weekly emails with invitations to my NFL.com weekly pick'em. Half of you have responded and are a part of the group. The other half, take note:


 Life is too busy to call Dan & ask for him to do the math on tallying up who has won what games each week. Besides, he'd give me the wrong total sums anyhow; seeing how ironic that is makes me laugh but such is life. Again, irony with labeling & stereotyping within this written piece just make it that much sweeter and that much more perfect and satisfying as I wrap this up. Sweet Moses, I love writing! And this is where I pass the Pick 6 torch to you. May you wear it well.

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Jason Mrazy

I'm beginning to feel a little Jason Mrazy about my team this year.



For those of you who are newer to the league, 2 seasons ago I went 0-16. That being said, I never felt as disappointed in my team as I currently do. In times like these I've heard it said that you just need to encourage yourself. So here I am, desperately holding on to the fading glimmer of hope of a week 6 upset, the dim vision of cookies crumbled on the floor, the promise of the loneliest number replacing the 0 in my record.

#myukulelegentlyweeps

- The Bane

Sunday, September 28, 2014

JB's Pick 6; Week 4





There's a point in every NFL player's career where, as fans of the game, we unfortunately cast them aside when they get to a certain age. We deem them as 'done' in their careers. Steve Smith was one of those guys at the beginning of this season. Yet, I should've known better.
 
I remember as a teenager not liking this guy simply because he would catch a ton of passes and score touchdowns on my Packers. Yet, there was a certain aspect of his character that I could always relate to. It was the two-sided coin of his short fuse combined with his small size. I'll open my own personal, vulnerable door in the next paragraph. Get ready to learn something extra about JB.
 
Ever since I was little, I've always had a short fuse. As I got older, I learned to deal with it in certain, peaceful ways. Ever since I was little, my peers thought I wasn't the right size to be a beast in sports. It's no official record, mind you, but it is a track record all the same. I was always in and out of trouble in elementary school because of my relentless temper. But once a game of capture the flag started at recess or PE periods, I tuned the temper into the game. And there was something about proving myself on a field that would quiet the angry demons inside of me. Off the fields, I would be a little demon on my own; throwing hot wheel cars, screw drivers, and various other objects at my brothers and parents. This caused my parents to get me on the field more often; meaning that they got me into little league football as soon as possible. This is where I faced the all too familiar phrase, "You think you can beat me? I'm bigger than you."
 
Only Owen will know these stories but I will tell them as examples anyways. In 6th grade I would enjoy diving for footballs in pick up football games at Midland Adventist Academy. What you don't know, but Owen does, is that we would usually play these pickup games of football in the parking lot on pavement with occasional parked cars that would get in the way of our games. I specifically remember when diving for those balls, catching almost every single one. The unfortunate part is that with those catches came a fair amount of cuts and bruises. Who knows, I might have had a concussion or two in sixth grade from head-on collisions with parked cars, vans, and trucks just going for the catch. In 7th grade, I fought another boy by the name of Brett Griffith in the boy's locker room and gave him a bloody lip because he was talking about my friend, Charlie Maddux's younger sister in a dirty way. After that, I got Brett's full respect. In 8th grade, same friend of Charlie was being bullied by another boy by the name of Israel. Israel ended up getting expelled for urinating in front of other girls, so he wasn't that bright in the first place. But at the time he was shoving Charlie. So, I came up and somehow flipped him completely over onto his head like some improv WWE head slam. Then, in my first two years of high school I would have the occasional outburst in West Lenexa SDA Pathfinders or when I slammed Mitchell Seltman into a wall in a JV basketball practice because I had lost my temper. I'm sure Owen remembers that one. As I got older, though, I was usually pretty good with it. I specifically remember in my last couple years of high school when my family had moved back to the state of Washington that I would gear my anger more and more into sports, resulting in triple double basketball game performances, scoring pick six after pick six in flag football games, and dominating in various other sports. I tell these stories because I still do this in sports to this day. I mean, it usually starts off fun. Whilst I am having fun in sports, everything's fine. But the moment somebody says the words, "You? Beat me? HA! At your size?"...the buttons have been pushed and I feel as though I have to prove something once again. And in proving that, scores just might abound as well.
 
When I saw the play where Steve Smith grabbed the Cincinnati Bengal defensive back from behind him and threw him off, around, in front him, and continued to score...it made things final for me. Adding that play with the many wise words Steve Smith has said in various interviews, my respect was earned by this man. I mean, I would love playing alongside this guy! He brings a whole 'nother level of mentality to the game of football.
 
So, why focus on this player this week? Because of Steve's facing of his former team, DUH. No matter how much he may play it off in the media, it is going DOWN today. And Hery better start this bad boy in his lineup. Many have often compared Steve Smith to a rattlesnake. He warns you before striking. Should the Panthers have cut him? I guess we'll find out today.


Green Bay Packers @ Chicago Bears:
My Packers win it.
 
Carolina Panthers @ Baltimore Ravens:
Steve Smith RAVAGES the Panthers D. Ravens win.
 
Buffalo Bills @ Houston Texans:
Bills take this one.
 
Philadelphia Eagles @ San Francisco 49ers:
Eagles scorch Niners in this. Philly wins.
 
New Orleans Saints @ Dallas Cowboys:
Cowboys continue with the running game & beat the Saints.
 
New England Patriots @ Kansas City Chiefs:
Pats continue the decline and lose in Arrowhead in a primetime matchup. Chiefs take it.
 
 
And this is where I pass the Pick 6 torch to you. Can you feel the angst inside you to win this week with your picks?

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

This is not a joke...



We look at players injuries sometime and say, "man up and keep playing, I only need five yards!" but this is no joking matter boys.

Hey boys! Yesterday I unfortunately got a concussion (I think). And boy does it hurt! It happen on my first day of MMA class(MMA or any contact sport is hard especially if you haven't eaten or trained for it). And thats what happen to me. I did not eat before the workout. You are talking to a triathlete here! I always eat! Thirty minutes into my workout I feel lightheaded so i tell my instructor and go outside. I vomited. Then I vomited again. And then one more time. A couple of second later I'm on the floor and have tons of people around me saying if I was ok. I don't know what happen. 

They said I blacked out, but hit my head hard! And there goes my first mild concussion. Ringing in the ear, blurry vision with dots everywhere and splitting headache. I did not stand till it all resolved and it did except the headache. I was able to remember everything that happen and what caused me to black out. I was also able to state my name, city and date, So I knew I didn't need an ambulance. I apologizing a thousands of times to my instructor. My roommate came picked me up and took me home. I am now resting in the coach doing nothing. Taking ibuprofen and tylenol with ice pack in my head. 

whats the point of the story? well I didn't literally get hit and blacked out like in the NFL, but just hitting my head  and having this headache is scary and hurts! So when we see Welker on the floor after a hard hit don't scream at him and tell him to give you five more yards. Or if Charles has a high ankle sprain don't tell him to man up(this one for me) injuries are no joke my friends. I am feeling a little better after 24 hours of rest and sleep. If my headache persist for 4 days I will go to the hospital and get an MRI. But imagine waiting 2-3 weeks before hitting the field again! 
I apologize for my grammar and story telling. I am no JB lol
Have a good day guys! Need to go and eat! hahaha

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Meditations


JB's Pick 6; Week 3








Bose. This is the company that sponsors the NFL with ground-sound breaking technology. I can just picture both Julio Jones & Roddy White listening to this brand whilst suiting up for game night tonight. The tightening of the shoe laces, the fresh smell of plastic shoulder pads, and the overall sense of game night, I love it.

Out of my two NFL game day experiences, one of which being at Arrowhead stadium for a Chiefs-Falcons match up whilst the other was a Seahawks-Packers matchup at the 12th man's home turf, I gotta say that not only would I love to see a Falcons game in their current stadium but also in their new stadium. Has anybody else seen the architectural masterpiece they are planning on building? Whew-wee!

For some odd reason I am very excited to watch tonight's game. I don't know if it is all of the red, white, and black flashing around or maybe it has something to do with the fact that I am starting a waiver wire pickup in tonight's game. Whatever it is, I cannot wait for week three to start! How about you? Bah, let's pick some games!!

Current Pick 6 Record after Week 2:
Reece: 10-1
Jonathan: 6-6
Owen: 4-8
Steven: 4-8
Hery: 3-3
Justin: 2-3
Maucus: 1-4

Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Atlanta Falcons:
I say that Matt Ryan comes out guns blazin' & shuts down the Bucs. Falcons win it.

San Diego Chargers @ Buffalo Bills:
Boy, do the Bills look good! I look forward to them challenging the Chargers and coming away with the win.

Baltimore Ravens @ Cleveland Browns:
Along the same lines as the Bills I like the Browns just as much and see them pulling out another win here against the Ravens.

Green Bay Packers @ Detroit Lions:
I gotta stick with Aaron Rodgers & my Green Bay Packers. I also think that Eddie Lacy will do a lot better in this game, although it probably is going to be a shoot out.

San Francisco 49ers @ Arizona Cardinals:
I just don't see the Niners coming into the Cardinal's home turf and winning. It will be close but the Cardinals come away with the win.

Denver Broncos @ Seattle Seahawks:
Honestly? The Seahawks SHOULD man-handle the Broncos again in its sequel. BUT, I say that the Sheriff, aka Peyton Manning, will drag in some bitter memories of the Super Bowl and get his payback on the Seahawks in this game. Broncos win it.


Instead of Reece & the Patriots going 0-2, I instead went 0-2 in my bold predictions. This week, along with my Broncos upsetting the Seahawks bold prediction, I say that the Jets topple the Bears this week with Geno Smith throwing 4 touchdowns in a Monday night upset.


And now, this is where I hand my pick 6 torch over to you. What say you?

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

The JB Herald; Week 2




To the victors of week 2 go the spoils...


- Justin of The Gotham Knights sits a top the league at #1 @ 2-0 & he posted a story about it. But in case you missed it due to the waiver pile:


I'm not sure if I'd be proud of that post, my friend. But hey, you're 2-0; do what you will.


- Owen of The Dunwall Assassins sits at #2 @ 2-0 & I will FINALLY answer the well-known question of, "what the HECK is a dunwall assassin?!" with this:


 Everything you ever needed to know is right at your finger tips, who knew?


- The Elite League sponsored & brought to you by Ryan's Orange Crush at #3 @ 1-1:


What's with the bunny, Ryan? New mascot?


- Next up? You got it, Hery at #4 @ 1-1! And the struggle for wins & emotions with SSG continues:


I feel for you, homey. Being bipolar & playing fantasy football is rough!


- And last but not least I save the best for last for Reece's Heartbreak Kid at #7 @ 1-1 with the unveiling of HBK's new & improved victory dance:


The Heartbreak Kerrigan? Must be a spelling error cuz I could've sworn it originally read The Heartbreak Kid! Ah, well.


 And there we have it, folks; the week 2 spoilers! And it only took me 10 minutes to write this piece. What’s your excuse?

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Just 'Cuz...

I may or may not have reenacted this scene at home after I saw the standings this morning...


Just 'cuz I'm 2-0 and Number 1 in the league right now. Maybe it'll all change in a week, but for today, I'm gonna enjoy this. Lol.

~Bishop

Tuesday Morning Hangovers


Maucus: I rarely find myself hating this game… Me: Define rarely? Maucus: Frequently. #weektwo

Thursday, September 11, 2014

JB's Pick 6; Week 2







As the Baltimore Ravens interlope their bodies with pads and lace up their cleats tonight, one fact holds true: there will be no Rice in the backfield. I mean, tonight there wasn't going to be any such Rice anyways due to his suspension but at least the ideal was still there. But now there isn't even the ideal that Ray Rice will be there at all; never again.

It is moments like these that are honestly awkward. When you really think about it, you can't help but feel empathy for the whole team of players. Here you are expected to focus on opponents week to week but what about friendships through the fire of business? We as fans talk so much about NFL teams as though it were the historical artifact of gladiators in coliseums. We often even relate as much to war as though it were some form of call of duty video game; far from the realist reality.

The truth is this: friends die, yes. But friends also make mistakes when they are alive. It is what drags the spiritual side of us into an honestly meaningless game. The real truth will be, will we either support those friends through the hard times or will we let them go by the way side because they reap the sins that they sew? I get it, losing jobs is a part of making those mistakes and reaping the consequences. But I want you gentlemen to seriously consider the extra mile. Would YOU be there for Ray Rice if you were his friend, no matter the level of mistake you considered to be dirty of all dirtiness?

And hence, this is what we will see from Baltimore's offense this season. Friends or so-called friends stepping up their game in the absence of a Rice well-known...or supposedly well-known. Tonight begins the first on-field play without that ideal of ever Ricing it up again. As the age old quote says, "the show must go on". Let's play ball, shall we?

Current Pick 6 Record after Week 1:
Reece: 5-1
Jonathan: 4-2
Owen: 4-2
Steven: 4-2

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Baltimore Ravens:
Being a rivalry game, this one should be close. But I see the Ravens struggling to focus, except for that of Steve Smith, always a beast! Steelers will put the hurt on them Ravens and come out with their second win of the season.

Jacksonville Jaguars @ Washington Redskins:
The Redskins are too unstable for me to pick them. They're equivalent to the knee of RG3. The Jaguars looked very, very impressive last week despite the common cold in coughing up the game to the Eagles. I give it to Hurns and the bunch in retrieving their first win of the season. Jaguars get it.

Dallas Cowboys @ Tennessee Titans:
Uh...did anybody see the Cowboys last week? Yeah, I say Titans win this one.

Miami Dolphins @ Buffalo Bills:
Miami impressed me BIG time against the Patriots last week but the Bills impressed me even more with that win in Chicago on the road. Therefore, I gotta give it to EJ Manuel & the gang. They look diced fresh!

Detroit Lions @ Carolina Panthers:
Megatron was mega INSANE last week! But against a solid Panthers defense? Maybe just one touchdown and two hundred yards for Calvin, but NO MORE. Panthers win with Cam.

Atlanta Falcons @ Cincinnati Bengals:
It is the Hard Knocks Bowl! Although this game WILL be a shoot out, I would rather put all of my chips on Matt Ryan & his weapons. Therefore, the Falcons get their second impressive win and both Palmer & Ryan put up the most numbers this week to be the top two fantasy QBs of week two. Yes, I said it!

Bold prediction, bold prediction, bold prediction? Hmm...if I had to go with a bold prediction, I'd say that I would not put it past the Vikings to possibly shut out Tom Brady & the Patriots this week at home in Minnesota to put the Pats at 0-2. And speaking of an upset...can somebody say 0-2 for Reece this week? Yes, now that is BOLD!!

And now, this is where I hand my pick 6 torch over to you. Care to light 'em up?

Tuesday, September 9, 2014