Hery Diaz is a small time gangster, who takes part in robberies with a
local gang known only as "The Sesame Street Gang". Hitting small towns
here and there has gotten him where he is today: a 6-0 record. And after
unleashing an early attack upon one hood by racking up 18.20 points in
one night...this time, I'm afraid he has attacked the wrong area.
Out of the dust rises a crime lord by the name of Reece but only those who know what's good for them call him "The Heartbreak Kid". This Heartbreak Kid closely resembles Kermit the Frog...in a twisted, fantasy football cover story kind of way. Along with this "Kermit" are two other gangsters who have set their
sights a bit higher for their division. His two partners, Gonzo (The Sons of Thunder) & Animal (Prophets 'n' Kings) wish to kill off everyone else involved in
this robbery, and slowly start to climb up through the hierarchy of the
Mob to completely eliminate the East side of Division 1.
Hery calls upon his own division this week, being week 7. But will it truly be enough? This week is truly the battle of divisions, gentlemen. Is Hery really willing to continue to throw his fellow division-mates under the bus or will he finally step up and cheer them on? Only time will tell. And this weekend, may I be so bold to predict...West will DEMOLISH the East & The Muppet Fellas will continue to reign supreme. And as for Hery & his Sesame Street Gang? Well, I think you can see what happens when he messes with Kermit & crew.
So, the popular peacemaker question may be asked:
Why must we fight? I mean, we should solve our differences in a non-violent manner, right? That is a lesson I learned from Elmo. When all else fails, however, we should break things. That is a lesson I learned from Animal.
May the best division win & may Sesame Street's crew forever be stomped. I'm sorry, but 6-1, 3-4, 2-5, and 1-6 are coming up quicker than you can even say "cookies". And I think we all know who resembles cookie monster with that quote.
Leggo,
-JB
Out of the dust rises a crime lord by the name of Reece but only those who know what's good for them call him "The Heartbreak Kid". This Heartbreak Kid closely resembles Kermit the Frog...in a twisted, fantasy football cover story kind of way. Along with this "Kermit" are two other gangsters who have set their
sights a bit higher for their division. His two partners, Gonzo (The Sons of Thunder) & Animal (Prophets 'n' Kings) wish to kill off everyone else involved in
this robbery, and slowly start to climb up through the hierarchy of the
Mob to completely eliminate the East side of Division 1.
Hery calls upon his own division this week, being week 7. But will it truly be enough? This week is truly the battle of divisions, gentlemen. Is Hery really willing to continue to throw his fellow division-mates under the bus or will he finally step up and cheer them on? Only time will tell. And this weekend, may I be so bold to predict...West will DEMOLISH the East & The Muppet Fellas will continue to reign supreme. And as for Hery & his Sesame Street Gang? Well, I think you can see what happens when he messes with Kermit & crew.
So, the popular peacemaker question may be asked:
Why must we fight? I mean, we should solve our differences in a non-violent manner, right? That is a lesson I learned from Elmo. When all else fails, however, we should break things. That is a lesson I learned from Animal.
May the best division win & may Sesame Street's crew forever be stomped. I'm sorry, but 6-1, 3-4, 2-5, and 1-6 are coming up quicker than you can even say "cookies". And I think we all know who resembles cookie monster with that quote.
Leggo,
-JB
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