Kill the Big Bird

I agree with Mitt Romney on at least one thing: We must kill big bird.

For those who aren't aware, Romney suggested that PBS be cut government funding to avoid borrowing more money from China.

Big Bird is an idea. Sesame street used to be the avenue of the common man. In recent year however, massive immigration issues and an influx of borrowed power have gone to this bird's head. It's time for change America. The imported imperial rug must be pulled from under the arrogant feet of this overstuffed pigeon. His success is built on the broken trust of prophets and kings, and laced with the deceitful jargon of trade. America, remember your roots. I believe the big bird would serve us all much better stuffed and slow roasted next to the cranberry sauce and yams.

- Bane