Christmas Came Early This Year...

BREAKING NEWS!

(Taken from this morning's Washington Post)

"In a stunning turn of events, GM Daniel Martinez of "The Educators" loses to Bishop Demps of "The Gotham Knights" by 0.70pts after a scoring update via NFL.Com. This, after Martinez incessantly indulged in his "Daddy" fetish on the Elite League's message boards for four days. Sources close to Mr. Martinez are stating that he is on a 48 hour suicide watch to prevent him from harming himself or the message boards any further."

Wow. Just...incredible. I don't know what to say. *Shrugs* Dah, well, anyway, check out my new website if you haven't already guys! I know you'll love it. Especially you, Dan. I know it's not Father's Day, but I figured you'd appreciate it anyway "Dad". It's GREAT (make sure you click where it tells you to on the site as well): http://www.strikingly.com/did-dan-lose

"...And justice returns to the city of Gotham..." ~Anonymous

#WeAreAllDansChildren

Ha...Ha...Ha...

~Bishop