The Results Are In!

The result are in boys after 17 trades in only 10 weeks I have spent hours doing the math(not really) and checking the list, checking it twice. To see who has really been naughty or nice in trades this year. so lets begin. Top 5

Number 5. The Educator with 3 trades

Now let get down to the numbers. With three trades we will acknowledge the worst one first. week 1 (season just started?) mike wallace, cam newton and jets defense for thomas, bush, and reggie wayne. The winner is prophets. Prophets still has all three payers(who he traded and got back?) and two of the three are above 100. Educator dropped jets, traded newton, and wallace has scored only 90 points(he's a roller coaster player). 

We all know that once The Educator reads this post he will try to post something like "im a math teacher and this is wrong" or "stick to medicine SSG" or "go take english 101 again" kinda post. You lost in this trade buddy and my writing will 4ever be bad hahaha.

The best trade from educator came from me. mc coy for newton, stewart, and jackson. The gore/benson thing was a mistake so that does not count. The educator won in this trade for many reason. 

1. I needed a QB(mistake when you have other QB's in waiver wire).

2. He picked up jackson from waiver wire!(which i didn't know) 

3. I dropped stewart two weeks later (horrible RB)

4. He kept on saying my number 1 pick for your number 1 pick.(im so stupid)

i am still kicking myself to this day for this horrible trade. the trade was done during my lunch break at 1am! i wasn't right in the brain.. Since the trade i have gone 2-3. The Educator season 3-7, but this was a good trade for him and bad one for me... dang gummit. good job educator.

Number 4. Sesame Street Gang with 4 trade

The worst trade for me has to be with the educator, so i will not repeat myself. The best trade for me has to be with prophets and kings on week 3. Eli, garçon, lewis, and julio jones for Gore and Gonzalez! I don't think i have to explain myself on this trade. Gonzalez is ranked 2 in TE and Gore has given me double digits every week except week 6 and week 8. prophets has traded all the players i have given him..hahahahahaha #winning

 Number 3. The Sith with 5 trades

Best trade has to be with prophets n kings. eli manning and heath miller for joe flacco (who seems like every owner owned for a time), howling, and thomas. What am i saying!! that was a horrible trade. Eli has been going downhill since i traded him to prophets and he is now on his bye. Heath has been descent. But you gave too much Sith!!
Some will think the victor cruz and MJD was your best trade (That i gave you too much), but MJD is still not back, rashad has been really BAD and victor cruz highest score has been 6 since i traded him to you. while steven jackson and wes welker has given me a total of 26 points in their first week with me. I did take a lost last week with both being on bye, but im 7-3 and your 3-7. MJD is suppose to be back this week, but he's going against the texans! we have to wait a couple more weeks to see the result for that trade.
I also saw that you made a trade with The Bane. Bowe has been doing good so that would be you best trade. You had thomas from the broncos and then traded him back to original owner for Amendola who Prophet later drops and you pick up on waiver wire? I guess you should start asking Reece for advice, since your really 1-5 in trades. and stop trading with your brother he has ripped you off (more on this).

 Number 2. Prophets n kings with 6 trades

You can read the top part to see where prophets won and where he lost, but with 6 trade and being 6-4 i only give you props brah! hahaha For being a first timer in our league you have proven yourself. Your draft was horrible, but you made it work by trading. 

NUMBER 1. HBK with 7 trades

This is it! The reason why i wrote this post. MR HBK aka Vilma aka COMMISH aka Buster! 
10-0!! with 7 trades. The guy who stopped me from trading with others with his story back in week whatever.
Lets begin.
Our amazing commish has done seven trades! This is one sneaky mighty mouse. He has figure out that doing one to one trade or two for one trade he will not be noticed. Yet some have noticed, yet he still getting away with more trades?!
All 7 of his trade i REPEAT all seven of his trade has been position for position wr for wr, kicker for kicker, Qb for QB. TE for TE.
He has officially ripped off The sith(too many times), limited edition, and prophets...
Except for gotham knight!!
week 8 Julio jones and spiller for calvin- You lost in this trade buddy, yet won the game thanks to rodgers. Since the trade jones and spiller has triple the points calvin johnson has. yet your still 10-0? Your vick for rivers trade was a bust. I bet you wanted to drop him, but your ego was too big cause he's vick and it was your trade. Vick's numbers are outrageous(in a bad way). Rivers was dropped and vick get a concussion in the end. yet you still won? 
then you have other chumps who are giving away player
SSG- johnathan stewart who is a starting RB. stupid me
The sith- Jordy nelson for steve johnson(stupid when you have rodgers). joe flacco for rivers? (both are dropped or traded)
limited edition- a waiver wire for top te when you still have graham 
All 7 trade and your still winning?
I feel like our league is handing you the championship.
you have officially broken lots of hearts in our league....

In conclusion i still believe trading is great, but make sure you do your research before the trade. Just cause he is your bff or brother does not mean you HAVE to trade. Trades are suppose to be fun. There suppose to be nerve racking. Some trades your cheering, other trades your kicking yourself.  
the post is to show that we have five teams who have done trade. three of the five are on top. so trading is good.... but trading can be bad (just ask the bane) hahahaha that was a low blow my bad.
Enjoy your week. 
If you feel that another owner should be on this list write a comment. 90% of this post is my opinion 10% is just numbers.

Sesame street gang

there was no spel chek used in this post! hahahaahha you might have to read it twice maybe three times.