This year is like no other, as we approach our 4th week of the season. We've seen things go down that would make you wanna head for the hills and vent on Twitter. We've seen that infamous "Game Winning Interception," Historical Upsets, "Space Filler" GMs starting 3-0, and trades Galore!! Its Total CHAOS!!! And what do these signs point to....? The one and only True Fantasy Deception - "The Dempsy Conspiracy!!"
As you can see in the picture above, the signs of this 33rd degree Spike Lee look-a-like all started at the time of the wedding. Caught on camera, you see his subtle gestures highlighted by bright red circles. Dempsy, or should I say, Demps-Lee is caught throwing up the horns on both hands, with three fingers out. This was his sneak peak prediction to his start of the fantasy season.
This is the same dude that ordered extra padding in his suit jacket, to improve his insecurities on how weak he looks. Just compare it to the little man on the left (who's still laughing at him). He's also in the 4th faze of growing the old fashioned "England White Wig," but without the white. Trust me, he'll dye it once it's ready. He's just fronting the Fredrick Douglas until it's long enough to braid and curl. The hairline is another indicator of this conspiracy, since it marks the degree of his position. It is just 33 degrees off of his natural hairline, to match the Spike Lee rule book, under the Lebron James index.
I know, I know. Seeing this is almost as hard as telling Dr. Alabi and Beetlejuice apart (the one from Howard Stern lol), but you have to use your imagination. There is no way this dude is starting off with a 3 game winning streak on his own. I even spoke with his mother at church yesterday and she even confirmed that Lee Jr has always been known to depend on others. But boy, is she glad to have her car back. Let's just keep our guard up and know there's something else going on. Even Lebron won his first (half) ring (during a shortened season), so who knows what can happen these days.
- The Teacher
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