We all make mistakes. (Matt Ryan, RG3, CJ Spiller, Stevan Ridley, Fred Jackson)

Here's a little encouragement for Week 2

Tuesday Morning Hangovers...

Week one is officially in the books! Some GM's still are experiencing the honeymoon of #FF while others have seen their team come home, sit on the couch and become fat...welcome to the "reality" of fantasy football. 

Draft/Projections

Just a few facts to ponder christians:

In Week 1,

Our first round draft picks: (For all the Fabiano disciples, I've included his projected ranking)

Player Name - (Fabiano Position Ranking for Week 1) (Actual position ranking for Week 1)

Arian Foster - (1st) (7th)

LeSean McCoy - (2nd) (16th)

Ray Rice - (3rd) (3rd)

Aaron Rodgers - (1st) (5th)

Tom Brady - (3rd) (12th)

Chris Johnson - (6th) (31st)

Drew Brees - (2nd) (4th)

Cam Newton - (5th) (19th)

Calvin Johnson - (1st) (22nd)

Matthew Stafford - (4th) (20th)

Get Hype...the Season Starts Now

I would follow this man into battle... 

Welcome Back

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, chickens and ducks,

It has begun (technically, but can we actually count Hery and Nathan's squabble on Wednesday?). Football happens on Sunday. Sunday is the day of fingernails and feasting. There are more prayers said by fantasy football GMs than in the Baptist pews. I welcome you to the warmth of laptops overheating and eye-straining that might someday force Francois to put actual lenses in his glasses. I welcome you to late night trade talk with Dan and and the ESL training you will all receive from reading his posts. I welcome you to a league where trophies are taken hostage and egos are crushed. Welcome to the land of golden opportunity. This is football. Do your research. Play well. Somebody please trade me for Blount. Let the games begin.


-The Bane

Tuesday Morning Hangovers...

I know we did draft a little early this year but the message boards are kind of dry…like Tombstone, Arizona dry…(except this league is full of females so there’s neither Earps or Clantons) and if the only thing to read is “Hangovers” I’m going to have to start signing off as Doc Holliday… 

The Elite 2012

Tuesday Morning Hangovers...

“It’s the most wonderful time of the year…with the kids wavier stalking and everyone talking be of good cheer...it's the most wonderful time of the year” 

This is how decide the last spot in our league...

For the most part our league consists of the same eight or so players: Heartbreak Kid, Orange Crush, The Bane, Educators, Sesame Street Gang, Gotham Knights, Sons of Thunder, The Sith and Limited Edition. However every year (for the past seven years) we've never had a set in stone guy...so this is what we do (except we usually take the guy who goes for the scissors first, lol) #competitive 

Who DOESN'T want this guy this year...