"If You're Scared And You Know It..."

Steven isn't the only one who can write songs around here...in honor of D-Day, I've remastered a song we all know to the rendition of "if you're happy and you know it" (click, means selecting auto). It's super catchy and I've been singing it all morning, once it gets stuck in your head, (and you see a frozen GM on clock) by all means...please join me! 

If you're scared and you know it, auto draft (click, click)

If you're scared and you know it, auto draft (click, click) 

If you're scared and you know it, and your research probably shows it

If you're scared and you know it, auto draft (click, click) 

Now, everyone!

Happy Draft Day, Boys! 

HBK

Straight Out Clowning...

Gentlemen. Start your engines. The 2015 season of the Elite League begins. If you're not up to date with the most recent trends of the internet, I'm not going to waste the time to catch you up. All you need to know is there is no other way to start a new season than by shots fired. As much I would have liked to feature all of you, I only had a six carrier so I had to use my best ammo. Welcome to year 10. 

Here's how it works: "Straight Outta" either means what you "represent" or what you don't have :) 

Gotham Knights would still draft Daunte Culpepper if the NFL.com didn't say, "NO."

The Bane is actually from a place called "Farmington"...this is a probably a compliment. 

This one made me laugh out loud. 

Get the blade count on your razor up, Sith!

Bonus: 

I don't care if 10 more years go by...I just can't resist myself when it comes to The Educators. 

Dude could only take so many losses...
P.s. Niners are "straight outta players"