Tuesday Morning Hangovers

I would just like to say, with days like today, I’m glad we have this #week8

Straight Out Clowning...

Gentlemen. Start your engines. The 2015 season of the Elite League begins. If you're not up to date with the most recent trends of the internet, I'm not going to waste the time to catch you up. All you need to know is there is no other way to start a new season than by shots fired. As much I would have liked to feature all of you, I only had a six carrier so I had to use my best ammo. Welcome to year 10. 

Here's how it works: "Straight Outta" either means what you "represent" or what you don't have :) 

Gotham Knights would still draft Daunte Culpepper if the NFL.com didn't say, "NO."

The Bane is actually from a place called "Farmington"...this is a probably a compliment. 

This one made me laugh out loud. 

Get the blade count on your razor up, Sith!

Bonus: 

I don't care if 10 more years go by...I just can't resist myself when it comes to The Educators. 

Dude could only take so many losses...
P.s. Niners are "straight outta players"

Tuesday Morning Hangovers

Forgive me league, for I have sinned…I’m recovering from a severe 2 week case of writer’s block. #week8

Tuesday Morning Hangovers

 

“We lost, but I made it on the big screen so all in all…I’m going to count that as a win…” #weekone

The East

After a brief exchange on the wall, a story was born (but more so an excuse to write) about my enemy, the East. I don't want to say too much due to being the only person who can hold the mic (storyboard issues), but let the fun and trash talk begin. 

The First Word.

 The Sith (8-5) vs. The Educators (7-6)

The Sons of Thunder (8-5) vs. Limited Edition  (8-5)

The playoffs...start now... 

And this is why Maucus is the Sith...lol