The Legend of Our Trading Black Hole

Boys! 

Gather around…   

As I tell you an infamous campfire story… 

This a tale because we needed a legit creative piece. 

*It happened a long time ago, in a league far, far away… 

A story so impactful, its effects are still felt today… 

*An impact, so great, HBK & L.E. are the only GMs who survived… 

*One of the first trades in the Elite history took place. 

Mighty Men of Benjamin sent Gotham Knights a trade offer. 

*A season vet, Rudy Johnson for the rookie…Adrian Peterson.  

The rest is history, my friends… 

*Mighty Men of Benjamin went on to win the belt that year.

*He’s basically winning at everything in life now, too. 

And Gotham Knights? 

*It’s rumored he still hears “You Duck!” over and over in his head. 

*It’s rumored Sons of Thunder has never even traded because of this. 

Gotham Knights was never the same…ever, again. 

He just… 

Shut.   

Down. 

R.I.P. 

He stopped trading. 

He stopped shaving… 

He stopped cutting his hair… 

He moved away from everyone he knew… 

And now he’s stopped setting his lineup, too. 

The moral of the story is you should definitely have Direct TV.   

And this is why Gotham Knights will never ever trade with you.

*Also, my article was in the shape of how you read a heart rate monitor.  

*If you missed this reference, get out of this league. Haha, no, seriously.
**Pours one out for The Team, The Diplomats, Greased Up Deaf Guys, Sick As Cali
***Back then no one traded or even played waivers…boy, this was a scary story.
****Spoiler Alert: Adrian Peterson was a legend, you guys…
*****HBK only SB loss and a potential 4th ring, but I’m not bitter…*
******He’s definitely taking an “L” when it comes to his hairline, though.
*******Be honest. You can still hear it, too.
********It’s also rumored Sons of Thunder knows “The Poets” who knows Francois.
*********Turn your head, sideways. (Wait for it) A moment of silence for the departed.
***** (*) I lied. I’m definitely bitter…